Usergroups: Members, Phase 1 Assimilation
Rank: Phase 1 Assimilation

Humor : Two doses of insanity a day, keeps the psychiatrist away...
Usergroups: Members, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation
Rank: Anime Elf

Usergroups: Members, Phase 1 Assimilation
Rank: Phase 1 Assimilation

Humor : The thing that disturbs me most about LZP is not the fact that we have mutant leanpockets, but that I understand why we have mutant leanpockets
Usergroups: Crazy, Haystack Prayer Meeting, LU Beta Members, Members, Officially Elzeep, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation, Phoenix Command Group, Slightly Weird
Rank: Officially Elzeep

Humor : I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
Usergroups: Administrator, Crazy, Haystack Prayer Meeting, Insane & Alive, LU Beta Members, LZP Chess Club, Members, Muffin Keeper, Officially Elzeep, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation, Phoenix Command Group, Slightly Weird
Rank: TOATUBBY

Humor : Sarcastic
Usergroups: Members, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation
Rank: Phase 2 Assimilation

Humor : Once again I'm falsely accused of whatever I'm accused of, falsely.
Usergroups: Crazy, Insane & Alive, Members, Moderator, Muffin Keeper, Officially Elzeep, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation, Slightly Weird
Rank: Paragon of Manliness and Manliest Man to Ever Man

Humor : My employer won't pay for my breakfast, therefore I have "no access" to food.
Usergroups: Administrator, Crazy, Haystack Prayer Meeting, Insane & Alive, LU Beta Members, LZP Chess Club, Members, Muffin Keeper, Officially Elzeep, Over 9000, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation, Queen of Bunnies, Slightly Weird
Rank: Queen of Bunnies

Humor : Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Usergroups: Members, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation, Phoenix Command Group, Slightly Weird
Rank: Slightly Weird

Humor : People say good humor is like ice cream. Insert another pun here.
Usergroups: Crazy, LU Beta Members, LZP Chess Club, Members, Officially Elzeep, Phase 1 Assimilation, Phase 2 Assimilation, Phoenix Command Group, Retired Staff, Slightly Weird
Rank: Retired Staff