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Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Not Em on Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:51 pm

Hey, subjects and peasants, listen, you may have noticed that in the last few years, there's been a change. In the last few years while all these other websites are going and getting bigger and more popularer, while they're all doing that the greatest nation ever  taco LZPOWER taco has been getting left behind. Why? Well I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why, it's because here at  taco LZPOWER taco we've been getting lazy. So that's why I'm gonna step forward and I'm gonna announced my election campaign. I'm gonna become Grand Dictator for Life, Master Legonater, and I'm gonna Make  taco LZPOWER taco Great Again

#MakeLZPowerGreatAgain

You may be wondering how I'm gonna do that. How am I gonna do that? I'll tell you how I'm gonna do that. First, we build a wall. We build a big ol' wall around the other internet servers. And we're gonna make BZPOWER pay for it. This wall is gonna be YUUUUGE. And then, once we do that, once we do that we're gonna invade the internet, starting with MLNT. We're gonna roll up there with our tanks, and with our guns, and we're gonna knock on their door and steamroll them because we're the Great Nation of  taco LZPOWER taco

#MakeLZPowerGreatAgain

I have complete confidence in my campaign. No one's gonna stop me. I could shoot a gun in the GOOGLE servers and my ratings wouldn't go down. Vote Legonater, Vote Freedom. Goodnight,  taco LZPOWER taco

#MakeLZPowerGreatAgain

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Doctor Who on Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:38 pm

Fellow citizens of LZP,

We live in an exciting time, where progress for all minifigs is made every day, and the future has never looked brighter. *Crying Rainbows*

That is why I am truly shocked that such viewpoints as those just voiced by my opponent are still prevalent during this election season. I believe it is time to call my opponent what he truly is: a brickist. Shocked  That's right, you heard me, a brickist.  afraid   He has the audacity to believe that some Lego bricks are better than others, and to discriminate between them when building his sets. Surely this is not acceptable in our great and progressive age! Evil or Very Mad  Therefore, I am announcing my campaign for LZP dictator President, along with a detailed platform full of promises which I would never go back on designed to bring out the best in every brickhead.  super happy



  • All bricks are created equal. Therefore, discrimination on the basis of ability to fit, number of studs, set directions, or overall awesomeness is unacceptable.
  • We must have an equal amount of square and round bricks in every Lego set. Surely 2x4 red bricks now realize the position of privilege they have held for so long. We must do everything we can to ensure the success of the marginalized and downtrodden Beville Lego line.
  • Bricks should have the right to choose which Lego set they go in. Also, if minifigs wish to immigrate between boxes while sitting in Walmart, they should be allowed to do so, even if they are Duplos. Or lincoln logs. Or K-nex.
  • Lego boxes are Legos too!!
  • I believe that we should implement a minimum brick count of 500 for every Lego set, so that children are able to cope with the challenges of being spoiled growing up.
  • We really need to start a bipartisan dialogue about the proliferation of extreme bricks, such as lightsabers. They could hurt the feelings of the battle droid minifigs.
  • If a droid wants to identify as a lightsaber, we should accept that. Are we not all plastic?? THE POPTART CAT!!! O
  • We must reduce brick emissions for the sake of the environment. Studies have shown that increased quantities of man-made Legos creates a very dangerous situation in which people can step on Lego bricks in the middle of the night. Everyone must do their part. lol!  
  • Lego policemen don't need to have guns anymore. A bubble wand should suffice. In pink. With sparkles.  :cop:
  • The top 1% of golden bricks need to start paying their fair share. Redistribution of gold paint is the best way to ensure this. I'm proud to announce that C-3PO has endorsed this initiative.


I know that you are smart people who can think for yourselves and figure out what's best. I AM BEST FOR YOU VOTE FOR MEE. That's why I'm flattering you asking for your support. If we work together, we can ensure an LZPower with fairness, justice, and freedom for all! And if you're nice, I won't take your pizza.


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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Tater on Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:00 pm

*Reads.* 
I vote for Bacon. Or Pedro (Only a few people may even get that) x'D .

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Doctor Who on Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:10 pm

Pedro is my VP EM, MANLY MAN OF MAN

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Tater on Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:23 pm

...I vote for Bacon. x'D

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by RandomEncounter on Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:20 pm

I am also running for LZP President. I am running on an incredibly detailed platform, which is described below:

- I will not be stupid
- I will pretty much do nothing, except occasionally shut down various government departments, subcontract their duties to various private firms, and then rent out the buildings they occupied to bring in more revenue.
- When I do that, I will mostly spend that revenue on bigger guns and more bacon.

That is all. Vote for me.

#superdude2016 -- "At least he's not Trump"

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Roddy15 on Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:45 pm

I would only vote for someone willing to bring socialism into LZP. Cause you know, European so I'm automatically all for socialism. 

I want the admins and mods to pay high permissions tax (a 90% one making 10% of the forum visible to the upper class).

Of course we also need to nationalise the staff forums and make them open to public snooping. We need to strengthen the role of admins (while also taxing them I know) and allow them to read all PMs and private conversations. 

Finally we need to increase the democratic process by increasing number of staff to unsustainable levels and introducing new staff departments that are required to vote on every single letter in a staff's post on the forum.

Oh yeah forgot the banning of all gun posts because you know socialists don't have any guns at all. You must hunt using bare hands only (if required you could avail of lessons in this art from Putin and it will be paid by you and your fellow taxpayers).

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by The Cracken on Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:23 pm

I misread that as a "high persimmons tax." Razz

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Elliwhi on Tue Apr 05, 2016 11:33 am

Civilians of the wonderful world Elzeep,

We currently live in a world where we are politically unset and times are rapidly changing. I believe I can strive to make Elzeep even better.

With my contacts, we will have Russian tanks and military armistice on our side if anyone tries to invade. Additionally, we will have strong earl grey has bombs which has been tested to wipe out the whole world. Apart from us, Elzeep. We, native Elzeepians, are resistant to it. Our economy is flourishing, however, we must be more powerful. We will look after our environment and protect all the wildlife and endangered species.

I call for 1% taxes and no VAT. We shall take over the world!

#voteElliwhi and make Elzeep great again.
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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Roddy15 on Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:38 pm

Crackalawaka wrote:I misread that as a "high persimmons tax." Razz
I mean if you wanted we could tax you on the amount of persimmons you have every week.

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Ariklego on Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:28 pm

As I have a very strong Antisocialist stance (which has nothing to do with Socialism and everything to do with annoyingly-social people, don't worry), I would to ask the current runner-ups for the Elzeep elections, representing the Antisocialist party, what your stances are on:
-Socializing
-Communication
-Social Media access for those under the age of 35
-The alarming rate at which hyperactive extraverts are immigrating into Elzeep

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by RandomEncounter on Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:03 pm

Ellie, your speech has probably the worst grammar of any presidential speech ever. Razz

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Fluffy on Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:31 pm

I vote for whoever shuts up. Enough with the blah blah talking! Razz

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Roddy15 on Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:44 pm

Fluffy wrote:I vote for whoever shuts up. Enough with the blah blah talking! Razz
But we welcome you to our team with opening and welcoming arms. Come to us, we'll welcome you with welcoming, open arms. Did I mention you can join all of our campaigns and we'd welcome you with opening, welcome arms?

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that we don't know we are talking nonsense, of course we know we are talking nonsense!

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by RandomEncounter on Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:45 pm

Sure, but everyone knows MY campaign will welcome her with welcominger, opener arms!

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Dalu on Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:40 pm

I don't like any of the candidates, so I'll just write my name on the ballot.  Obvious solution to the problem. Cheezy Grin  Razz

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Re: Announcing Election Campaign

Post by Doctor Who on Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:38 pm

Ariklego wrote:As I have a very strong Antisocialist stance (which has nothing to do with Socialism and everything to do with annoyingly-social people, don't worry), I would to ask the current runner-ups for the Elzeep elections, representing the Antisocialist party, what your stances are on:
-Socializing
-Communication
-Social Media access for those under the age of 35
-The alarming rate at which hyperactive extraverts are immigrating into Elzeep

I believe very strongly that people should spend a significant amount of time socialising with Legos and tea every day Sombrero

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