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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Tater on Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:31 pm

Zack (Zint)

HELPHELP

WE'RE GETTING MUGGED

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Re: Envy My Hoodie
New post by Dalu Today at 6:11 pm

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Dalu (Kayla)


HOW ADVENTUROUS!!!!!!
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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Dalu on Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:42 pm

Kayla wrote:
[18:35:05] Zyph : WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
[18:35:26] Zyph : Poor little e.... he was sposed to be a cap but he's a lil e..... SORRY LIL e

LOL!

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:51 pm

^^^ Hehe, that's hilarious! ROFL!

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by The Cracken on Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:49 pm

[23:45:38] Admiral Larino has been disconnected on Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:45 pm (session timeout)
[23:46:07] AsylumCat : Goodnight, sweet Pik.

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Tater on Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:49 pm

Oh people's responces to this never cease to amuse me. Razz 

[13:45:55] @ Johnnyred : Hippo...therapy...?
[13:45:57] @ Johnnyred : Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
[13:45:58] @ Johnnyred : XD
[13:46:10] Zyph : *Facepalm*
[13:46:15] Zyph : Hippo is greek for horse
[13:46:20] Zyph : Therefore=
[13:46:29] Zyph : Hippotherapy meaning horse therapy...
[13:46:31] @ Johnnyred : Ooooh. See. That makes sense now.

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Dalu on Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:25 pm

LOL!  Everyone thinks of hippopotamus. Razz

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Zint Fazer on Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:08 pm

And therapy for Hippos must be Horsetherapy!

Right?
RIGHT?

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Tater on Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:55 pm

Zack: ROFL!

Kayla: I spose Razz

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Dalu on Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:23 pm

@ Onua the Landlord : O HAI
[23:20:08] @ Johnnyred : Crax.
[23:20:10] @ Johnnyred : SK.
[23:20:11] @ Onua the Landlord : WUT
[23:20:12] @ Johnnyred : NAO.
[23:20:13] @ Johnnyred : 
[23:20:15] @ Onua the Landlord : I CNA'T NOW D:
[23:20:23]  Zyph :
[23:20:25] @ Johnnyred : ARGABARGAH!
Zyph : That escalated quickly.

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Elliwhi on Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:37 am

Dalu wrote:
@ Onua the Landlord : O HAI
[23:20:08] @ Johnnyred : Crax.
[23:20:10] @ Johnnyred : SK.
[23:20:11] @ Onua the Landlord : WUT
[23:20:12] @ Johnnyred : NAO.
[23:20:13] @ Johnnyred : 
[23:20:15] @ Onua the Landlord : I CNA'T NOW D:
[23:20:23]  Zyph :
[23:20:25] @ Johnnyred : ARGABARGAH!
Zyph : That escalated quickly.


LOL, it did ROFL!

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by George the Fedora on Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:57 pm

From a convo between me and Pik on Steam about the NVIDIA Shield tablet...

4:44 PM - George the Fedora: $398 for the tablet, cover and wireless controller
4:44 PM - George the Fedora: Hmmmm
4:45 PM - Havdekan Takono: I'd buy it myself. xD
4:45 PM - George the Fedora: For me? Very Happy
4:46 PM - Havdekan Takono: How am I gonna buy a tablet in IL and give it to a friend in Pennsylvania? xD
4:46 PM - Havdekan Takono: That IS where you live, right?
4:46 PM - Havdekan Takono: xD
4:46 PM - George the Fedora: I'm in Delaware.
4:47 PM - Havdekan Takono: I knew it was one of the little ones up there. xD
4:47 PM - George the Fedora: The answer is online shopping, my friend
4:47 PM - Havdekan Takono: xD
4:48 PM - George the Fedora: Buy that sucker
4:48 PM - George the Fedora: Ship it to my house
4:48 PM - George the Fedora: And you'll be my new best friend overnight!
4:48 PM - George the Fedora: Well, in 7-10 business days.
4:48 PM - George the Fedora: Unless you want to overnight it... that'll cost extra though
4:49 PM - Havdekan Takono: Best friendship is earned with time, not money.
4:49 PM - Havdekan Takono: xD
4:49 PM - George the Fedora: Standard shipping it is
4:49 PM - George the Fedora: Razz
4:52 PM - George the Fedora: "Your friendship will arrive in 7-10 business days."

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Dalu on Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:46 pm

* Toa Arik summons people to the chatbox *
[15:08:10 01/10/14] * Toa Arik switches to Kanohi Chatu, the mask of Chatbox-Summoning!!! *
[15:08:34 01/10/14] * Toa Arik summons someone- anyone- to the chatbox *
[15:11:15 01/10/14] Toa Arik : Nobody likes me...
[15:11:27 01/10/14] Toa Arik : Everybody hates me...
[15:11:53 01/10/14] Toa Arik : Even the worms.
[15:12:26 01/10/14] Toa Arik : Especially them. I'm not sure I'd be very fond of someone/thing trying to eat me, so it's a reasonable mindset.
[15:12:31 01/10/14] Toa Arik : *Sigh...*

^^^ The things we say when we're alone on chat. Razz LOL

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Bone-Appeteet on Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:13 pm

Nobody ever gets on the chat anymore! It's no fun! Razz

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Elliwhi on Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:37 am

Bone-Appeteet wrote:Nobody ever gets on the chat anymore! It's no fun! Razz

I suspect that everyone is drowning in piles of work.... Razz 

*sticks two hands out of the pile*

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Bone-Appeteet on Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:23 pm

Those are two hands.

And your arms are really masculine.





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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Elliwhi on Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:55 pm

Bone-Appeteet wrote:Those are two hands.

And your arms are really masculine.





...wow, elli... Razz

I know right ;D

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Bone-Appeteet on Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:37 pm

Well, I guess Em doesn't have to do much in the way of advertising memberships to his gym... Razz

Or is it the tea? Razz

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by The Cracken on Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:33 am

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[00:33:08] Gandalf the Grey : HI FLANNEL SCARE!!!! I SHALL PUT ON MY FLANNEL ROBE AND WE WILL BE FLANNEL BUDDIES

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:37 am

Boys. Uh-uh


JK. Razz That quote's hilarious!!

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Dalu on Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:30 pm

Found this while reading up:


 @ Onua the Landlord : How is nobody on?
[23:49:34 17/10/14] @ Admiral Larino : Hello, I'm nobody.
[23:49:39 17/10/14] @ Admiral Larino : I don't know how I'm here either.

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Bone-Appeteet on Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:03 pm

Once upon a while ago:


[00:23:09] @ZeroToKreymar : I need to write a new blog post
[00:23:36] Bone : Now look what you made me do. Razz
[00:23:53] Bone : There's crud all over the chatbox, because I had to test it. Razz
[00:24:19] @ Pikmin0207 : Razz
[00:24:19] @ZeroToKreymar : xD
[00:24:28] Bone : gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
[00:24:33] @ZeroToKreymar : BONE YOU HAD ONE CRUDDY JOB
[00:24:42] @ZeroToKreymar : AND YOU MADE CHAT ALLLLL CRUDDY
[00:25:08] Bone : YOU HAVE ONE CRUDDY JOB.
[00:25:16] @ZeroToKreymar : NO
[00:25:17] Bone : AT LEAST I GOT OUT ALIVE.
[00:25:17] @ZeroToKreymar : HAD
[00:25:21] @ZeroToKreymar : YOU LOST THE JOB
[00:25:27] Bone : I DID.
[00:25:28] @ZeroToKreymar : YOU SIR ARE FIRED
[00:25:30] Bone : ON PURPOSE.
[00:25:33] @ZeroToKreymar : GO
[00:25:34] @ZeroToKreymar : GO
[00:25:36] @ZeroToKreymar : GOOOO'
[00:25:39] Bone : How am I
[00:25:40] @ZeroToKreymar : GO GO GOLETIT
[00:25:48] Bone : HOW AM I FIRED FROM A JOB I LOST?
[00:25:54] @ZeroToKreymar : IDK OK
[00:25:56] Bone : oh
[00:25:57] @ZeroToKreymar : MAJIC YO
[00:26:01] Bone : oh I see
[00:26:02] @ZeroToKreymar : Y U GOTTA BE SO RUUUDE
[00:26:04] Bone : I
[00:26:05] Bone : I
[00:26:10] @ZeroToKreymar : stink
[00:26:13] @ZeroToKreymar : YES XD
[00:26:14] @ZeroToKreymar : Razz
[00:26:14] Bone : thought I had lost it before this point.
[00:26:16] Bone : my bad. Razz
[00:26:18] @ZeroToKreymar : nope.avi
[00:26:19] Bone : HEY.
[00:26:27] @ZeroToKreymar : Razz
[00:26:27] Bone : NO-NO
[00:26:27] @ZeroToKreymar : sup
[00:26:36] @ZeroToKreymar : whats the problem officer
[00:26:37] Bone : NO SAYING PEOPLE STINK.
[00:26:44] Bone : WHEN THEY CLEARLY DO.
[00:27:00] Bone : Obviously...obviously the man has some issues...
[00:27:10] @ZeroToKreymar : xP
[00:27:15] Bone : me being said man, and his feeling are hurt.
[00:27:17] @ZeroToKreymar : What should i write my blog about
[00:27:19] Bone : In the third person.
[00:27:28] Bone : You should write about...
[00:27:29] @ZeroToKreymar : IDEAS PEOPLE IDEAS
[00:27:31] Bone : clots.
[00:27:36] Bone : that's a good topic.
[00:27:39] @ZeroToKreymar : ..wat
[00:27:55] Bone : you're right.
[00:27:56] @ Admiral Larino : xD
[00:27:58] @ZeroToKreymar : why would i write about a thick mass of coagulated liquid
[00:27:58] Bone : bad idea
[00:28:04] Bone : idk what i was thinking.
[00:28:16] Bone : I MEANT TUMORS, OK?
[00:28:36] @ Pikmin0207 : You don't know what you were thinking, because you WEREN'T THINKING AT ALL.
[00:28:37] @ Pikmin0207 : Razz
[00:28:56] Bone : .... you're right... D:
[00:29:01] Bone : THOUGHT INCEPTION...
[00:29:09] Bone : IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
[00:29:12] Bone : The world...
[00:29:21] Bone : is a clot...
[00:29:25] Bone : And WE....
[00:29:33] Bone : are the blood vessels...
[00:29:42] Bone : We live,
[00:29:44] Bone : we die,
[00:29:49] @ Pikmin0207 : ...
[00:30:07] @ Pikmin0207 : You made more sense before you started trying to make sense of it. Razz
[00:30:14] Bone : and we suck helium from the decaying brains of the corpses of our deceased brethren...
[00:30:28] Bone : Someone silence this mad man.
[00:30:43] @ Pikmin0207 : Razz
[00:30:49] Bone : He is obviously starched of corn.
[00:31:16] Bone : Corn which...cannot be broken. Or digested.
[00:31:37] Bone : Harry, how did you start this? Razz
[00:31:53] Bone : No, it was Pik's fault. Razz
[00:32:11] @ Pikmin0207 : How was it my fault? Razz
[00:32:18] Bone : You made the forum. Razz
[00:32:21] @ Pikmin0207 : I mean, it's always my fault, but how did it become my fault this time? Razz
[00:32:25] @ Pikmin0207 : Razz
[00:32:26] Bone : Everything here is your fault. Razz
[00:32:41] @ Pikmin0207 : Razz
[00:32:56] Bone : My former bliss and my current depression is your fault. Razz
[00:33:23] @ Pikmin0207 : Razz
[00:34:08] Bone : I shouldn't have drank that frappuccino.
[00:34:22] Bone : I'm a compulsive liar.
[00:34:37] Bone : I didn't drink a frappuccino.
[00:34:39] Bone : SEE?
[00:34:50] Bone : All of the above...
[00:34:52] Bone : lies
[00:35:05] Bone : Actually, that was a lie.
[00:35:09] Bone : Lie inception.
[00:35:34] Bone : Giving birth to millions of kidney donors across greater utopia.
[00:36:13] Bone : Soon...
[00:36:17] Bone : soon......
[00:36:22] Bone : ............soon....
[00:36:26] Bone : ..............
[00:36:30] @ Pikmin0207 : Razz
[00:36:32] Bone : .........
[00:36:54] Bone : soon
[00:37:10] Bone : i'm weak.
[00:37:13] @ZeroToKreymar : done http://haroldhedgehog.blogspot.com
[00:37:14] Bone : i need
[00:37:20] Bone : a sharpie marker
[00:37:30] Bone : and a pack of toothpicks.
[00:37:58] @ZeroToKreymar : BONE READ IT
[00:38:22] Bone : ....I did... xD
[00:39:08] @ZeroToKreymar : And? Razz
[00:39:13] Bone : it's
[00:39:16] Bone : it's
[00:39:23] Bone : amazing
[00:39:28] Bone : i have no words.... xD
[00:40:10] * Bone cries out of joy *
[00:40:26] @ZeroToKreymar : ..uh, thanks xP
[00:41:11] Bone : I'M FINE
[00:41:21] * Bone blows nose really hard on your sleeve *
[00:42:10] Bone : You know what, it's cool.
[00:42:15] Bone : I'mma let you do that.
[00:42:34] Bone : You can totally...totally let me blow my nose on your sleeve anytime.
[00:42:35] @ZeroToKreymar : Razz
[00:42:37] Bone : I'm serious.
[00:42:42] Bone : It's not bothering me.
[00:42:49] @ZeroToKreymar : bone
[00:42:54] @ZeroToKreymar : do you have a twitter
[00:42:59] Bone : i'm not angry
[00:43:07] Bone : not even resentful
[00:43:22] Bone : i don't even remember what you're talking about.
[00:44:38] Bone : ...
[00:44:59] Bone : COULD WE NOT TALK ABOUT IT. I SAID I'M FINE.
[00:45:38] Bone : I might have a tweeter. If by twitter you mean tweeter and by tweeter you mean a bird.
[00:45:45] Bone : That's what those things are called.
[00:45:47] Bone : Birds.
[00:45:54] Bone : Welcome to America.
[00:45:55] Bone : Friend.
[00:46:56] @ZeroToKreymar : do you?
[00:47:13] Bone : No. I do not have a tweeter.
[00:47:28] Bone : sorry. Razz
[00:47:36] Bone : Yes. Razz
[00:47:55] @ZeroToKreymar : Ok. Razz
[00:47:59] @ZeroToKreymar : wait
[00:48:00] @ZeroToKreymar : yes?
[00:48:03] @ZeroToKreymar : i thot you said no
[00:48:08] @ZeroToKreymar : =S
[00:48:10] Bone : I own a pet shop. Of course I have tweeters. I have whole shelves of tweeters. Razz
[00:48:25] Bone : xD
[00:48:25] @ZeroToKreymar : (FW)
[00:48:28] @ZeroToKreymar has logged off the chat on Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:48 am

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by Zint Fazer on Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:48 pm

[22:47:56] Bone-Appeteet : She's going to make sure your eyebrows stay attached during the procedure.

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[22:51:49] Dr. Yamato : Pardon my absence, Doctors, I must quickly grab lunch. I am quite hungry.
[22:51:55] Zyph : ...
[22:51:56] @ Onua the Landlord : Someone get me a low-fat soy-free mocha latte with extra cream and no sugar, double sleeve, no cup.
[22:52:02] @ Onua the Landlord : I can think clearly then.
[22:52:05] @ Dalu : What did you get us, Dr Yamato?
[22:52:10] The Clueless Patient : Get me one, too!
[22:52:16] @ Dalu : OH, he hasn't got it yet.
[22:52:21] @ Dalu : Get me a greasy burger.
[22:52:26] @ Dalu : I love to eat during an operation.
[22:52:27] The Clueless Patient : I slurp it up using one of these straws.
[22:52:29] Bone-Appeteet : Good, just keep talking, patient.
[22:52:45] Bone-Appeteet : Good thinking.
[22:52:49] The Clueless Patient : Oh, I'm WONDERFUL for conversation, Doctor!
[22:53:01] @ Dalu : Now, Dr Joshua, the left ventricle WE feel is unnecessary. Do you agree?
[22:53:12] * Dr. Yamato brings back a burger for Dr. Watkins, a taco for Dr. Joshua, a hot cup of coffee for Dr. Bone, and a sandwich for himself *
[22:53:15] @ Onua the Landlord : I THINK BOTH ARE. 
[22:53:24] @ Dalu : We feel it's crowding his heart.
[22:53:26] @ Dalu : really?
[22:53:31] * Bone-Appeteet starts caking Vaseline onto Kazi's face *
[22:53:31] * Dr. Yamato crumbs fall onto the patient's appendix *
[22:53:32] @ Dalu : LET'S TAKE 'EM BOTH OUT!
[22:53:36] The Clueless Patient : My heart's crowded!
[22:53:37] @ Onua the Landlord : O-KAY!
[22:53:46] Dr. Yamato : *Yamato's
[22:53:52] @ Onua the Landlord : Hold on while I look up "ventricle," I'll be right with you.
[22:53:52] * The Clueless Patient skrieks as crumbs hit his appendix.
[22:53:57] @ Dalu : Oh, Dr Yamato! You really must wipe your mouth!
[22:54:05] Dr. Yamato : Somebody clue me in as to where the procedure currently stands.
[22:54:09] Bone-Appeteet : My goodness! How many ventricles does he have?
[22:54:17] @ Dalu : Okay, Dr Joshua!
[22:54:19] @ Onua the Landlord : The procedure is currently lying down, actually.
[22:54:21] The Clueless Patient : Dr Joshua, you're operating on me and you don't even know what a ventricle is?
[22:54:29] @ Dalu : Dr Yamato. Ask your brother, the head doc.
[22:54:30] * Dr. Yamato munches on his sandwhich quite obliviously *
[22:54:47] @ Dalu : Now calm down, patient. Dr Joshua knows exactly what he's doing.
[22:54:54] @ Dalu : I think.
[22:54:57] The Clueless Patient : This is so cool! I could die from infection! WOWERZ!!!
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[22:55:06] @ Dalu : Oh, Dr Bone! What am I supposed to be doing now?
[22:55:11] Dr. Yamato : *slices of ham and lettuce fall into the patient's hair follicles *
[22:55:27] @ Onua the Landlord : I know exactly what I'm doing? *whispers* Who is this guy and why are we operating on him again?
[22:55:27] Bone-Appeteet : Have you extracted every last ventricle?
[22:55:27] The Clueless Patient : Do you think that lettuce and ham will grow my hair?
[22:55:31] @ Dalu : Now calm now, Clueless Patient! You must lie still while we take out your ventricles.
[22:55:47] Dr. Yamato : Perhaps, depending on the density of the inner cellular structure.
[22:55:47] @ Dalu : Dr Bone: Dr Joshua was about to do that.
[22:55:57] The Clueless Patient : Of course, Dr. Watkins! I trust you with my life.
[22:56:00] Dr. Yamato : Perhaps you could grow lettuce and ham quite naturally on your head!
[22:56:02] @ Dalu : How thrilling!
[22:56:09] Zyph : ...
[22:56:13] @ Onua the Landlord : Alright... THREE, TWO ONE *faints from sight of blood*
[22:56:13] @ Dalu : Clueless Patient: You have every reason to do so!
[22:56:18] @ Dalu : Now where is the patient's brain?
[22:56:22] The Clueless Patient : You really think so, Dr Yamato? You're a nice immigrant! 
[22:56:23] Bone-Appeteet : OH, OH, don't forget to insulate his paraplegic region. They're very sensitive when they're exposed like this.
[22:56:39] @ Dalu : Nurse Kayla! Could you bring in a round of Pepsi? I feel a caffeine craving.
[22:56:44] Dr. Yamato : Please, no need for flattery, Clueless Patient
[22:56:58] @ Dalu : Dr Bone: Oh, yes, we must incinerate that.
[22:57:00] Bone-Appeteet : His brain seems to be located just beneath his right armpit.
[22:57:00] Dr. Yamato : *another crumb falls into the patient's appendix *
[22:57:01] The Clueless Patient : But you ARE a nice immigrant, Dr. Yamato!
[22:57:16] * The Clueless Patient screams wildly and tries to break free.
[22:57:16] @ Dalu : Bone: What do you want me to do with it?
[22:57:27] @ Dalu : Now CALM DOWN, sir!
[22:57:31] Zyph : Hm? Oh. I'm not a nurse. I'm more of a medic. Or something.
[22:57:32] Bone-Appeteet : The armpit or the paraplegic region?
[22:57:34] @ Dalu : You're upsetting the straws in your nostrils!
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[22:57:41] @ Onua the Landlord : WHEEEEE
[22:57:42] Bone-Appeteet : OH, they ARE one and the same, aren't they!?
[22:57:47] The Clueless Patient : Sorry, Doctors, but I felt some pain..nothing to worry about!


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[22:57:59] Nerd Overlord : What did i even walk in on.

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[23:02:49] * The Clueless Patient dies because his time just ended. The operation was a success!!!! 
[23:02:50] @ Dalu : Oh, DEAR.
[23:02:55] * Dr. Yamato shakes Dr. Reina's hand.
[23:02:58] @ Dalu : HURRAHHHH!!!!
[23:03:01] @ Dalu : WE DID IT!!!
[23:03:04] Dr. Yamato : SUCCESS, MY FRIENDS
[23:03:16] * Dr. Yamato high fives Joshua, Bone, and Watkins
[23:03:30] The Clueless Patient : Thank you doctors, for working so hard to take my life! Goodbye, and God bless!
[23:03:34] Dr. Yamato : It was a pleasure working with you, my colleagues.
[23:03:43] @ Dalu : I must go, too.
[23:03:44] * The Clueless Patient 's soul ascends to courts Abov.
[23:03:45] * Bone-Appeteet hooks Kazi's corpse up to the feeding tubes *

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Re: LZP Quotes V

Post by World's Richest Merchant on Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:02 am

10/10, best surgeons ever, should be hired to research new cures for Cancer and Ebola.

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Post by RandomEncounter on Mon Oct 27, 2014 4:57 am

There I was, standing in a perfectly normal Chatbox conversation...

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Post by World's Richest Merchant on Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:20 am

Ever wonder what happens when two friends from Elzeep talk on Steam at around 5:00 AM? No? Well, too bad. Razz

Steam chat wrote:5:07 AM - Admiral Larino: That awkward moment when you log onto LZP and wonder why nobody is online.
5:07 AM - Admiral Larino: ... Then you realize it's 5:07 AM.
5:08 AM - 99superdude99: Razz
5:08 AM - 99superdude99: *leaving for school atm*
5:08 AM - Admiral Larino: NO.
5:08 AM - Admiral Larino: DON'T LEAVE ME!
5:08 AM - Admiral Larino: D:
5:08 AM - Admiral Larino: ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT SCHOOL IS BETTER THAN ME?
5:09 AM - 99superdude99: ...I have to leave for school though xD
5:09 AM - Admiral Larino: HOW DARE YOU!
5:09 AM - 99superdude99: No, but I AM paying a lot more money to go to school than I am to talk to you.
5:09 AM - Admiral Larino: WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU? CHOOSING SCHOOL THAT ACTUALLY AFFECTS YOUR LIFE OVER YOUR INTERNET FRIEND?
5:09 AM - 99superdude99: ...a logical one?
5:09 AM - Admiral Larino: ...
5:09 AM - 99superdude99: Oh, I've got it-- a practical one!
5:09 AM - Admiral Larino: LOGIC IS THE ENEMY!
5:10 AM - 99superdude99: Logic is love.
5:10 AM - 99superdude99: Logic is life.
5:09 AM - Admiral Larino: NO.
5:10 AM - Admiral Larino: LOGIC IS HATE.
5:10 AM - Admiral Larino: LOGIC IS DEATH.
5:10 AM - Admiral Larino: I have no idea why I'm using caps.
5:11 AM - 99superdude99: *slap*
5:10 AM - Admiral Larino: OW.
5:11 AM - 99superdude99: COGNITIVE RECALIBRATION.
5:11 AM - 99superdude99: Better?
5:11 AM - Admiral Larino: THAT VIRTUAL SLAP IS VIRTUALLY PAINFUL.
5:12 AM - Admiral Larino: School is expensive.
5:12 AM - Admiral Larino: Friendship is priceless.
5:12 AM - 99superdude99: I can always find more friends.
5:12 AM - Admiral Larino: ...
5:12 AM - Admiral Larino: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I'M EXPENDABLE?
5:12 AM - 99superdude99: Pffthaha no I can't
5:13 AM - Admiral Larino: HOW DARE YOU!
5:13 AM - Your state is set to Offline.
5:13 AM - 99superdude99 is now Offline.
5:13 AM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
5:13 AM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
5:13 AM - 99superdude99 is now Online.
5:13 AM - Admiral Larino: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU BETTER.
5:13 AM - Admiral Larino: D:
5:14 AM - 99superdude99: After all these years, I didn't think you were so needy. Razz
5:13 AM - Admiral Larino: I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST BUDS.
5:14 AM - Admiral Larino: LIKE FLOWERS AND DIRT.
5:14 AM - Admiral Larino: BUT WE'RE MORE LIKE A 9MM ROUND IN AN ANTI-MATERIEL RIFLE.
5:15 AM - Admiral Larino: I'm actually not needy, and am in fact just being dramatic in a seemingly failed attempt to be funny.
5:15 AM - 99superdude99: I know that xD
5:15 AM - Admiral Larino: xD
5:16 AM - 99superdude99: I'm not actually accusing you of being needy, just reciprocating your humor in a dry way that I'm not really feeling.
5:16 AM - Admiral Larino: I know. xD
5:16 AM - 99superdude99: I should go now
5:17 AM - 99superdude99: School awaits, and I'm considering shoving something down my throat before I go
5:16 AM - Admiral Larino: The 9mm thing was actually a subtle way of saying I'm better than you.
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: Or, too good for you.
5:17 AM - 99superdude99: I figured as much
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: ... Unless I'M the 9mm round...
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: Then...
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: THEN...
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
5:17 AM - 99superdude99: I don't know, I happen to like 9mm.
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: I INSULTED MYSELF.
5:17 AM - 99superdude99: Can I be the 9mm?
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: Yes!
5:18 AM - 99superdude99: kthksbai
5:17 AM - Admiral Larino: Bai!


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