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Humorous Poetry

Post by Lone-Star on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:38 am

I assume only Chuck and I are interested in insane poetry, but just in case I'm wrong, I thought I'd make a topic for folks to post the poetry of their addled brains.

Post away, my pickled poets!

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Re: Humorous Poetry

Post by Zint Fazer on Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:44 am

The Pickled-Poets gathered as one,
To write bland poetry, and have great fun
They laughed and wrote their songs with glee
With every poet, except me,
For a cucumber poet I am, you see.

Submerged in solutions, they gained their taste
But nay not I; I fled with haste
A natural veggie I shall still be
Not every poet, only me
For a cucumber poet I am, you see.

The day is far, but shall soon come
That makes no sense, for I have none
At this very poem you shed a tear
Not every poem, just this here
For a terrible poet I am, it's clear.

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Re: Humorous Poetry

Post by RandomEncounter on Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:42 pm

I'm no good at poetry, but maybe I'll try for it sometime. Razz


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Re: Humorous Poetry

Post by Zint Fazer on Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:03 pm

All men will doubt,
All men will fear.
All turn away
And stop their ears.

No man has won!
For who can stand,
Against the power
Of death's fierce hand?

We all come short
We're all brought down
In time we die,
Without a crown

There is yet hope
In desp'rate hour
We need not hide
Or in fear, cower

There's vict'ry here,
It's ours to seize
Its scent is fresh,
Nay, it's not cheese

When we men starve,
And feel forsaken,
There's yet one hope,
Its name is bacon!

The aroma rises
Throughout the land,
As we eat it,
With our scarred hands!

Yes once again,
We are renewed,
We are refreshed,
We are made new!

My strength will rise
No more tears shed
I'll conquer life,
Wherever led

For this moment,
Hunger's defeated
We live again,
Death has retreated!

--In honor of bacon--

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Re: Humorous Poetry

Post by Bone-Appeteet on Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:22 pm

Supe makes his breakfast
Of waffles and paste.
He plucks out his nose-hairs,
And waxes his face.

If only we'd known that.
-That this was the way
That our poor friend Supe always
Started his day.

We might've avoided
The events that transpired
The night our poor Supesy's
sanity retired.

But back to the story.
A party was planned.
We all got together.
Kids in the van.

The day was a blast,
The cake was delish.
But something was missing.
Someone we had missed.

It didn't take long -
The invites were grouped.
An RSVP card was
Not sent to Supe.

"The sun may be setting,
but this night's still young."
So I drove the gang up
To Supe's house for fun.

Pulled into the driveway,
We'd found the address
After several u-turns.
Yeah, thanks, GPS.

We ran to the front door,
And I almost knocked,
But then we heard noises-
The door was unlocked...

We peeked through the window
observing each move.
Each shudder - Each eye-twitch
comprised the strange groove.

Star-struck blue eyes
and fie'ry red hair
Shattered the darkness
And burned like a flare---

HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR US?
IS ANYONE THERE??
HEY, YO? EARTH TO SUPES.
WHAT'S WITH THE WEIRD STARE?

He turned his head slightly,
As if in a trance...
But then he turned skyward
In glorious dance!!

A ROCKET THROUGH TIME
BLAZING THROUGH SMOKE
THE BRIGHT PURPLE HAZE
ALMOST CAUSED ME TO CHOKE.

Discos and beats and bass-
Drops reached to space.
Before us Supe breakdanced
while waxing his face.

A jacket of duct-tape.
A toothbrush in nose.
What caused Supe to choose all the
Choices he chose?

Would he have gone back
And rethought his ways
If he could escape from
This hideous place?

Oh, reader beware.
What's that on your face?
It looks familiar -
Like waffles and paste...

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Re: Humorous Poetry

Post by Lone-Star on Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:48 pm

Ah, my hearty fellows! Such wondrous words you weave! Razz

(Absolutely hilarious!)

I must post another poem soon...

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Re: Humorous Poetry

Post by Dalu on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:40 pm

*dies twice, revives, then dies laughing again*

BRAVOOOO!!!

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