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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Lone-Star on Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:13 pm

Unfortunately, your foot also gets stuck in the tar of the freshly-lain asphalt.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:44 pm

Fortunately, you were wearing socks, so you take your sock off and are free.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by KaijuJoe on Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:47 pm

Unfortunately, you get a nail shoved up your foot. Razz (I know that sounds like the movie Home Alone)

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:12 pm

Fortunately, you've had your tetanus shot.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by KaijuJoe on Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:37 am

Unfortunately, you got put to sleep by a tranquilizer dart.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:29 pm

Fortunately, the dart was only designed to bring down rabid squirrels, not humans, so you awaken in a matter of minutes.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:18 pm

Unfortunately a rabid squirrel charges at you.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by KaijuJoe on Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:35 am

Fortunately, your mom is here to protect you.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:42 am

Unfortunately, her foot also gets stuck in the tar of freshly-lain asphalt. Facepalm

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:15 pm

Fortunately, she wields a tomahawk she can throw whether she's stuck in tar or not. Twisted Evil

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Lone-Star on Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:25 pm

Unfortunately, your mother's aim with the tomahawk is bad, and the squirrel is not hit, and continues running at you.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:28 pm

Fortunately, you remember that you've got a PB and J sandwich in your pocket, which are rabid squirrels' favorite.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:02 pm

Unfortunately, this squirrel does NOT like jelly.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:17 pm

Fortunately, this jelly is hair spiking jelly and the squirrel wolfs it down greedily.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:48 pm

Unfortunately, the rabid squirrel is still hungry...for you.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:25 am

Fortunately, four-legged ostriches with antlers from another planet begin shooting lazer guns at the squirrel.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:31 pm

ROFL!

Unfortunately, they also begin shooting at YOU.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:57 pm

Fortunately, you happen to have a tin garbage can lid you can use as a shield from the lazers.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:45 pm

Unfortunately, it starts to rain, and--well--a lot of things look worse in the rain, including your situation. Razz

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Zint Fazer on Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:27 pm

Fortunately, the rain's sound soothes you, and you begin to doze off, graciously drifting into a peaceful slumber. Razz

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by The Mouse Whisperer on Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:41 pm

Unfortunately, the squirrel takes advantage of the moment and begins wildly attacking you.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Zint Fazer on Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:14 pm

Fortunately, you are trained in the Martial Arts of the Squirrel, and quickly dispatch your foe.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:52 pm

Unfortunately, you still have the four-legged ostriches with antlers from another planet to deal with.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Zint Fazer on Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:33 pm

Fortunately, you've found their weakness: the clanging sound of your tin garbage lid Razz

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Post by Dalu on Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:39 pm

Unfortunately, you don't happen to have a garbage tin lid in reach at the moment.

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