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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Legolover-361 on Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:55 am

A little known fact about sharks is that their bodies are more AERODYNAMICALLY suited for running on land than swimming in water, suggesting that they were once land creatures before emigrating to the ocean.

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Post by World's Richest Merchant on Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:07 am

It is a fact that aerodynamics can be removed from your CEREAL! Unfortunately, unlike other things, it is not marked on any boxes that aerodynamics were removed.

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Post by Tater on Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:49 pm

Did you know that if you put your hand in a fire, it will freeze?

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Post by Doctor Who on Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:23 pm

You forgot to use an all-caps word Zyph. Razz

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Legolover-361 on Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:32 pm

Contrary to popular belief, scientists do believe in ghosts. While ghosts do not have corporeal bodies in the normal sense of the word, physical evidence for their existence includes abnormal spots of high or low TEMPERATURE, independently roaming electromagnetic fields, and writings on the subject by various crackpot pundits.

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Post by THIS ACCOUNT IS INACTIVE on Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:00 pm

The temperature in Los Angeles, California is 1° Fahrenheit. 

Side note: Contrary to popular belief, the only speices that lives in Los Angeles is HORSES.

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Post by Bone-Appeteet on Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:09 pm

Horses actually gain additional nutrition by sucking WORMS through the bottom of their pumice-like hooves up into their stomachs.

You guys are so gross. Razz

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Post by Zint Fazer on Tue Feb 18, 2014 8:30 am

Worms actually are all one being, who can command all its many small "worms" to perform various tasks so as to SUSTAIN itself.

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Post by Tater on Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:37 pm

*Reads bone's post* Wow...No. Just no. Razz 

did you know that people only use 10% of their brains?

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Post by Doctor Who on Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:14 pm

You forgot to use an all-caps word again Zyph, so I'm using Zint's word. Razz

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Post by Tater on Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:09 pm

Nog: Wait, what about using caps???

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Post by dino27 on Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:37 pm

Egg-nog is not fattening, and is GREEN.

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Post by Lone-Star on Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:16 pm

Green peas are actually a subtle hue of pink LIGHT.

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Dalu on Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:52 am

The warm rays of sun's light we see every day are really CHEESE rays, coming from a giant ball of glowing sharp cheddar cheese in the sky. Drooling

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Zint Fazer on Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:34 am

Dalu wrote:The warm rays of sun's light we see every day are really CHEESE rays, coming from a giant ball of glowing sharp cheddar cheese in the sky. Drooling
ROFL! 

Cheese from cows actually is produced through ARTIFICIAL cyborg alpacas.

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Lone-Star on Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:16 pm

Artificial MEAT processing is derived from the same formulas used to make the atom bomb. Razz

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Post by Zint Fazer on Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:22 am

All-natural meat can be manipulated into a fully functional NUCLEAR cow.

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