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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Lone-Star on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:44 pm

YOU DID IT AGAIN!   

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Anne on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:15 am

There I changed it. XD oh and I finally read the rules! Very Happy
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Post by RandomEncounter on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:53 pm

AND AGAIN, BOTH OF YOU.

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Post by TaeIsTheMostAttractive on Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:57 pm

CAIK is not a lie.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Tater on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:20 pm

People only use 10% of your brain
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Dalu on Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:45 pm

Whoa, we've left the rules!
We're supposed to use the CAPITALIZED word in the post above us in our next sentence!

Let's start from the last legal post, which was Andy's with GIRLS:

All girls are born with the ability to vigorously eat CHEESE.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Anne on Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:52 am

Cheese is only 10% real cheese the rest is CHICKEN.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Dalu on Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:01 pm

LOL

McDonald's chicken nuggets are made from 95% PRESERVATIVES.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Anne on Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:37 pm

Preservatives are good for yo SOUL!
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Legolover-361 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:27 am

Scientists believe the human soul is actually the product of a special CLASS of proteins known as dystrophins and a strong electromagnetic field, such as the type produced by the heart and brain.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Fluffy on Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:03 pm

A recent study using turtles, textbooks and plaid shirts revealed that going to class is a waste of your time because all of the turtles developed sleeping disorders and became aggressive, obnoxious SEAHAWKS fans. Skeptics suspect Beeky feed them all BURRITOS.

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Johnnyred on Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:14 pm

Over exposure to burritos is known to mutate human DNA into a mutated form of human known as Burritoangungreasian.  The primary mutation is done to the brain cells and it causes them to become utterly obsessed with burritos, feeding only upon them and speaking in a language known as Burritoangungreasy.  The each word in this language is completely indistinguishable from any other word in said language.  The best example of this mutation is the man known as Joseph Poluski, better known as Crazy Joe.

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Fluffy on Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:23 pm

Scientists have tried to get a sample of Crazy Joes' dna but have failed. During one attempt, they sent in a monkey, holding a burrito flavored stick of gum to offer Crazy Joe but the monkey used the stick of gum to bribe a vegetarian to take his place. The vegetarian agreed  entered the residence of Crazy Joe, never to be seen again. To this day police are still looking for him. Early forensic reports from digging through Crazy Joe's trash reveal that large amounts of GUACAMOLE were consumed that week.

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by RandomEncounter on Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:46 pm

This isn't science, this is news reports. Razz

Ambiguous studies indicate that guacomole has no NUTRITIONAL value.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by The Cracken on Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:57 pm

McDonald's FRIES have lots of nutritional value.

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Legolover-361 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:35 pm

French fries are known to be rich in carbohydrates, fibers, and URANIUM.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Fluffy on Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:04 pm

Uranium is the number hair care product to combat SPLIT ends.

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Legolover-361 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:23 pm

Splitting the atom has provided scientists with an invaluable glimpse into its makeup: We now know that all ATOMS are made of LEGO bricks of various colors.

("LEGO" doesn't count as the capitalized word.)
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by RandomEncounter on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:07 pm

A man who fries LAPTOPS is best handled with care.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Dalu on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:54 pm

HA!

Holly,
  Uranium hair comment: ROFL!

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Legolover-361 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:25 pm

Gold (Au on the periodic table) was discovered to be a derivative of all other forms of matter thanks to studies in ALCHEMY in the 1800s.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by RandomEncounter on Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:30 pm

Alchemy, the study of alchems (a rare pond scum found only in freshwater OCEAN), has resulted in breakthrough discoveries towards curing cancer.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Legolover-361 on Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:01 pm

Ocean trilobytes and sky trilobytes are related yet DISTINCT organisms; scientists are still attempting to determine when sky trilobytes developed the ability to fly.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Doctor Who on Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:09 pm

Giant ants are distinct among PLANT-eaters, because of their shark-like teeth. Razz

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Zint Fazer on Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:22 am

The Cannibal-Plant spews out a venomous liquid at other plants in order to stun them, and, while RUNNING, can reach astounding speeds of 55mph to chase down fleeing trees.

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