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Post by Lone-Star on Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:20 am

Okay, I thought of this randomly when I posted something crazy on my sister's blog, and I thought I'd make a game out of it.

Okay, so here are the rules:

You must post a pseudo-scientific fact based on the all-caps term in the previous poster's pseudo-scientific fact.

For example:

I post this false fact: there are nine SPIDERS for every forty insects.

The person who posts after me must type in a totally random pseudo-fact that has something to do with SPIDERS. E.g., they might post something like this: Spiders have ten LEGS.

Notice that with every post, the all-caps term changes, so that, in the strain of the above example, the third poster would post something like this: Our legs contain only eight OXYGEN molecules.

I think it's obvious by now. Wink


HERE IS THE FIRST PSEUDO-SCIENTIFIC FACT:

A horse is known for its three BRAINS.

Enjoy!
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Zint Fazer on Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:28 am

Brains have many EARS and mouths through which it communicates information among itself and other body members.


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Post by The Cracken on Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:45 pm

Zint's ears are the size of an ELEPHANT'S. Razz

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Lone-Star on Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:38 pm

The velocity of a FLYING elephant is greater than that of a marble.
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Post by Zint Fazer on Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:05 pm

Flying Eyeball Disease is common among obese YOGURT-eaters. xD
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Dalu on Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:20 pm

ROFL!

Yogurt is made from a derivative of ear WAX.
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Post by Lone-Star on Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:29 am

WASP wax is used in the production of peach jelly.
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Post by Zint Fazer on Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:45 am

Wings from wasps often GROW up to fifty times the size of the rest of the wasp.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by NinjaMailman on Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:33 pm

Your growth can be stunted if you EAT suddenly when you have too much jet lag.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Dalu on Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:27 pm

LOL!

To eat raw water buffalo is EXTREMELY healthy.
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Post by NinjaMailman on Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:57 pm

It is extremely scientific to, when faced with a DIRE situation, to pull out a spinner and decide randomly
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Doctor Who on Sun Jan 26, 2014 3:38 pm

The dire foundation of REALITY is bacon. Razz

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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Zint Fazer on Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:56 pm

The reality that bacon is actually CHICKEN has thus far been untold.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Lone-Star on Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:25 pm

It is common for chickens to SING as they walk single-file to the coop in the evening.
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Post by Zint Fazer on Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:34 pm

When humans sing, their left TOENAIL is often found to grow 10x faster.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Lone-Star on Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:41 pm

Toenails, contrary to popular belief, are not made of keratin but rather pre-chewed GUM.
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Post by Zint Fazer on Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:43 pm

Gum, contrary to popular belief, is made from CHEWED toenails XD
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Post by Lone-Star on Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:56 pm

Chewed tea leaves give off a poisonous ODOR called England. Razz
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Post by Zint Fazer on Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:10 am

Bad odors are proven to help reduce stress levels, even if you can't SMELL them. Razz
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Alien_Ant2 on Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:50 pm

Smelling is proven to shorten the length of something's life, and that's why dogs and other SHARP-nosed creatures live shorter lives than the less good smelling creatures like people. Razz
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Dalu on Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:30 pm

A sharp mind is often cultivated by regularly seeing how long one can hold his breath under WATER.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Lone-Star on Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:36 pm

Water is actually three fifths GLUE and two fifths plastic.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Anne on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:09 pm

SUGAR is a gluey substance.


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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Lone-Star on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:30 pm

Whoops! Forgot to utilize "glue" and then capitalize a word of your choice! Razz

Assuming you would capitalize sugar...

Sugar is thought to be made of ground-up DIAMONDS.
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Re: PSEUDO-SCIENCE

Post by Anne on Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:40 pm

Ohmygawsh!  EM, MANLY MAN OF MAN 

Diamonds are made of GLASS. <


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