Corrupt a Wish III
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get 'em, and then stab yourself and get sent to the ER.
I wish for an ice cream sandwich.
I wish for an ice cream sandwich.
NinjaMailman- Elzeep Psychologist
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Location : Hiding from the zombies
Humor : *Awkward silence*
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get Ice Cream in between two pieces of white bread!
I wish for a hamburger.
I wish for a hamburger.
AquaRaider64- Phase 1 Assimilation
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Join date : 2015-02-02
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a cheeseburger instead, and the cheese is cold.
I wish for a clean desk.
I wish for a clean desk.
The Mouse Whisperer- Crazy
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Join date : 2014-07-30
Location : Earth
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
Your desk still has all the clutter on it that you never wanted, but it's all sanitized clutter now!
Oh yeah, and your homework has been soaked in bleach. 
I wish for a lathe.


I wish for a lathe.

Alien_Ant2- Muffin Keeper
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Humor : A storm trooper and a redshirt got into a fight. The stormtrooper missed, but the redshirt died anyways.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get it, but you begin to hates it forevuuuh...
(What in the name of curdled onions is a lathe?)
I wish to know what a lathe is.
(What in the name of curdled onions is a lathe?)

I wish to know what a lathe is.
Dalu50THE GLITTERING MODERATOR - Posts : 14079
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You never find out, and you wonder for the rest of your life...
I wish I could eat gummy bears.
I wish I could eat gummy bears.
The Mouse Whisperer- Crazy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You eat a whole bag of gummy bears and realized you have a stomach ache.
I wished I could have wrote more thoughts down for my current novel sooner.
I wished I could have wrote more thoughts down for my current novel sooner.
KaijuToonami- Insane & Alive
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You didn't write any notes down, and so when you finally finish writing the novel, you get mad that it's not what you wanted and none of it sounds right and you throw it in the fire, and it burns and you never, ever see it again.
I wish for a cup of water.
I wish for a cup of water.

The Mouse Whisperer- Crazy
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a cup of saltwater.
I wish for more time.
I wish for more time.
RandomEncounter- This Rank Is Better Than Yours
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Join date : 2012-07-22
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Ariklego- Slightly Weird
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a space ship.
I wish for more wishes.
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I wish for more wishes.
RandomEncounter- This Rank Is Better Than Yours
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Join date : 2012-07-22
Location : Ethical!!
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Humor : "Please enjoy the annual Aegis Tower Fireworks, Explosives, and Concussive Blasts display. Remember, do not, at any point, no matter how aggressive the display, declare any point in the display, "The Finale," as Aegis Tower will likely take this as a challenge." --SAYER
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get more corrupted wishes....
I know, so original.
Actually all your wishes come true, but with strings attached that ruin your life and make you wished you'ld never tried to avoid your destiny.
I wish that the sentence on the right was true, and the sentence on the left was false.
I know, so original.

Actually all your wishes come true, but with strings attached that ruin your life and make you wished you'ld never tried to avoid your destiny.
I wish that the sentence on the right was true, and the sentence on the left was false.

Alien_Ant2- Muffin Keeper
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Humor : A storm trooper and a redshirt got into a fight. The stormtrooper missed, but the redshirt died anyways.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
It happens, but it creates a paradox that tears a hole in the time-space continuum that absorbs both you and it in before sealing off, leaving your stranded outside of time and space itself. 
I wish for my wish to not be granted.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

Ariklego- Slightly Weird
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Humor : The majority of fruit species have comparable aerodynamic properties to the genus Musa when hurled or otherwise propelled through a standard earth-like atmosphere. Buzz buzz.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
An enormous anvil falls from the sky and crushes you.
I wish for a Death Star
I wish for a Death Star
RandomEncounter- This Rank Is Better Than Yours
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Join date : 2012-07-22
Location : Ethical!!
Lego ID : You can probably guess.
Humor : "Please enjoy the annual Aegis Tower Fireworks, Explosives, and Concussive Blasts display. Remember, do not, at any point, no matter how aggressive the display, declare any point in the display, "The Finale," as Aegis Tower will likely take this as a challenge." --SAYER
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get one, but that kid that lives next door to you gets a hotshot Force-sensitive Rebel pilot with a snubfighter and a proton torpedo. ...Also: thermal exhaust port covers sold separately. 
I wish for a lightsaber.

I wish for a lightsaber.
Ariklego- Slightly Weird
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Humor : The majority of fruit species have comparable aerodynamic properties to the genus Musa when hurled or otherwise propelled through a standard earth-like atmosphere. Buzz buzz.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get an electrostaff.
I wish for a good blaster at my side.
I wish for a good blaster at my side.
Alien_Ant2- Muffin Keeper
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Join date : 2011-08-20
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Humor : A storm trooper and a redshirt got into a fight. The stormtrooper missed, but the redshirt died anyways.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a high-quality marshmallow blaster duct-taped to your side.
I wish for chocolate.
I wish for chocolate.
Ariklego- Slightly Weird
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Join date : 2013-05-26
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Humor : The majority of fruit species have comparable aerodynamic properties to the genus Musa when hurled or otherwise propelled through a standard earth-like atmosphere. Buzz buzz.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a cocoa bean.
I wish for my own private gun range.
I wish for my own private gun range.

Alien_Ant2- Muffin Keeper
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Join date : 2011-08-20
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Lego ID : Alien_Ant2
Humor : A storm trooper and a redshirt got into a fight. The stormtrooper missed, but the redshirt died anyways.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a back yard and an empty tin can for a target. 
I wish for a private military.

I wish for a private military.

Ariklego- Slightly Weird
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Join date : 2013-05-26
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Humor : The majority of fruit species have comparable aerodynamic properties to the genus Musa when hurled or otherwise propelled through a standard earth-like atmosphere. Buzz buzz.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a bunch of underpaid thugs weakened by drug addiction and armed with screws, with piercings-jewlery for body-armor. 
I wish for an ACOG

I wish for an ACOG
Alien_Ant2- Muffin Keeper
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Join date : 2011-08-20
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Humor : A storm trooper and a redshirt got into a fight. The stormtrooper missed, but the redshirt died anyways.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get an Aluminum Container Of Glue.
I wish for a new computer.
I wish for a new computer.
RandomEncounter- This Rank Is Better Than Yours
- Posts : 4786
Join date : 2012-07-22
Location : Ethical!!
Lego ID : You can probably guess.
Humor : "Please enjoy the annual Aegis Tower Fireworks, Explosives, and Concussive Blasts display. Remember, do not, at any point, no matter how aggressive the display, declare any point in the display, "The Finale," as Aegis Tower will likely take this as a challenge." --SAYER
Ariklego- Slightly Weird
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Join date : 2013-05-26
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Humor : The majority of fruit species have comparable aerodynamic properties to the genus Musa when hurled or otherwise propelled through a standard earth-like atmosphere. Buzz buzz.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
*rolls a container of cinnamon across the table*
I wish for oblivion.
I wish for oblivion.
RandomEncounter- This Rank Is Better Than Yours
- Posts : 4786
Join date : 2012-07-22
Location : Ethical!!
Lego ID : You can probably guess.
Humor : "Please enjoy the annual Aegis Tower Fireworks, Explosives, and Concussive Blasts display. Remember, do not, at any point, no matter how aggressive the display, declare any point in the display, "The Finale," as Aegis Tower will likely take this as a challenge." --SAYER
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
*Gives you everything*
I wish for a private fleet of military spaceships.
I wish for a private fleet of military spaceships.
Ariklego- Slightly Weird
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Humor : The majority of fruit species have comparable aerodynamic properties to the genus Musa when hurled or otherwise propelled through a standard earth-like atmosphere. Buzz buzz.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III
You get a private fleet of minions.
I wish for a phone that actually got mobile signal in my neighbourhood
I wish for a phone that actually got mobile signal in my neighbourhood

TaeIsTheMostAttractive- Tea Hoarder
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