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Create a Limerick!

Post by Zint Fazer on Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:13 am

Inspired by Dalu's limerick on Scare's blog. Razz

Pretty self-explanatory.
Since Elzeep is renown for its insanity, I think it would be simply perfect for its citizens to showcase their insanity through the wonderful nonsense poetry of limericks. EM, MANLY MAN OF MAN
Obviously this topic requires a tad more thought than the other games. Razz

Just a tad... Razz

There once was a new topic hosted
Whose owner much frequently boasted
He checked it one day
Much to his dismay
To find that no-one had posted.

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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by dino27 on Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:26 pm

There once was a poster who played games
About songs and facts and names
Just so as to boast
about posting most
In the board of the posters insane
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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by Alien_Ant2 on Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:39 pm

There once was a dino
Who made a stink like a rhino
But in a storm one day
He showered the stink away
Now he's ex-stinct, thanks to the el nino.

Made in honor of dino's name. Razz'cause I coulnd't think of anything else. Razz
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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by Tater on Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:52 pm

There once was a user
Who posted a limerick that didn't rhyme
And who was never on time
One day user got on to fine all were gone
All because limerick didn't rhyme



Yeah. I'm not good with this. Razz
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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by RandomEncounter on Wed Nov 20, 2013 8:59 pm

There once was a terrible limmerick
And it sounded a little like this
It had all the right rhymes
And syllables and lines
But something was slightly wrong.

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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by Tater on Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:03 pm

There once was a man who lived in Peru
Who Dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fight to find his dream had come true!

Hehe Razz
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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by dino27 on Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:51 pm

Will that be credit, debit, or cash
Either will do, I just need beef stew
Like it to go, Sam?
No, gives me a rash
Now go eat your mash or Sarge thou will lash

(it was on the spot... Razz )
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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by Zint Fazer on Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:59 pm

Quick note
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To those of you who don't know, a Limerick has a rhyme pattern of AABBA. Razz 
And here's a limerick that tells you how a limerick should be xD


Writing a Limerick's absurd
,Line one and line five rhyme in word,
And just as you've reckoned
They rhyme with the second;
The fourth line must rhyme with the third.
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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by Tater on Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:28 pm

I'm not good with limericks
I never was
should I ever get better,
I hope that I can some *batter!

*Batter as in cookie batter Razz
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Re: Create a Limerick!

Post by Lone-Star on Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:34 pm

Once in a while, I fancy,
I dream of a girl I call Nancy.
She eats all my bread,
And when I am dead,
She'll get credit for growing my pansies.

(Pansies, as in the flower. I know it doesn't rhyme perfectly, but it's close. Razz  )
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