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The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by Legolover-361 on Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:09 am

Welcome! May I first say, Guest, that that's quite a lovely mustache you have?

This topic's purpose is quite simple: to promote the usage and improvement of sarcasm through one-on-one matches for which anyone can volunteer. Each match will consist of a series of back-and-forth posts in which each competitor will attempt to make witty sarcastic remarks about the other; when a match is over, either because it has lasted two days or because both parties have agreed to stop, anyone other than the competitors can post saying who they think had the better sarcasm. I'll keep track of matches and voting results in this post of the topic.

Some rules:

  • All LZPower rules apply, obviously.
  • Joking insults are fair game, but don't get too heated; we're having sarcastic fun, not flame wars. (Yes, there is a difference.)
  • Two people may not compete against each other in two consecutive matches.
  • A person cannot compete in a consecutive match unless there's a lack of volunteers. I'd like everyone to get a chance.

That's it! May the angels of sarcasm watch over this topic as it sleeps. If it sleeps. What, do you watch it sleep?

Matches will be recorded below:
Empty topic vs. Empty topic. Result: Empty topic won.

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Re: The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by Tater on Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:22 am

ROFL!
Well, I have been saying I need to work on my sarcasem, problem is, I can only get some of my family and a few freinds... I have a feeling this wont go well. Razz
Aye! Thank ya for the compilment LL! And May I say that is a lovely pink dress that you are wearing!

Tehe, might as well start off eh? Razz

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Re: The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by Dr Cuddles on Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:59 am

Us Brits are the pros at sarcasm, I'll see what the competition is like before wiping the floor with you all. Razz

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Re: The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by Reina on Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:09 pm

Just like Brits are pros at cooking? I think NOT.

EM, MANLY MAN OF MAN

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Re: The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by Dr Cuddles on Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:25 pm

Why thank you, I found it in the sale at M & S.

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Re: The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by Legolover-361 on Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:07 am

Dr Cuddles wrote:Us Brits are the pros at sarcasm, I'll see what the competition is like before wiping the floor with you all. Razz

I'm assuming this means you're issuing an open challenge? If no one else wants to do battle with you, I will. You may consider yourself a professional at sarcasm, but that means you only consider it an occupation. I consider it a lifestyle.

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Re: The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by Not Em on Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:29 pm

Oh, this'll be fun. They do call me Tony Snark, after all.

...Well, someone out there probably does.

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Re: The Snark-Off Topic!

Post by RandomEncounter on Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:19 pm

Your mom probably does.

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