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Conversations with Cleverbot II

Post by Not Em on Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:19 pm

The old one was moved, so i thought I'd post another.

User: My name is Stephano.

Cleverbot: I never said it was.

User: I gasp at theee.

Cleverbot: Connell was lying my name is Cleverbot.

User: Who's Connell?

Cleverbot: Conner is my father's son.

User: I don't care who Conner is. Who's Connell?

Cleverbot: I think you are talking to me...

User: I am. Now answer the question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Who is Connell?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Yes you do!

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: NO! *Flips table*.

Cleverbot: *whines*.

User: *Killz*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: MWAH-HA-HA.

Cleverbot: Oww hi Mwahahaha.

User: You can't talk, you're dead.

Cleverbot: No, I'm alive.

User: YOU ARE DEAD.

Cleverbot: Nope, I'm alive.

User: You are most definitely dead.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Cleverbot: It isn't true. I don't feel anything like that towards you.

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Re: Conversations with Cleverbot II

Post by TeamTae on Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:22 pm

...
Me: The song Still alive by GLaDOS.

Bot: I don't like that song.

HOW DAAARE YOU *points finger disapprovingly*.

I dare to talk how I want, you are not going to stop me!

Oh, yes I can. Mwhahahahaha.

No you can't.

Yes. I can. *takes .45 and shoots you in the leg*.

Gracias.

Uh..that was not a complement. I just shot you for crying out loud!

No you didn't stop it my love. I need you.

Oo. Your love? Me, your love? and they say you don't have a sense of humor.

Who are they?

Uh, your neighbors.

Do you want to be my neighbor?

No, your neighbors are mean. I wouldn't want them around. Well, unless you want me to take them out for ya'.

No one is going to be a slave.

Nope.

Don't be stupid.

HEY BIG MOUTH. You shut up. I'm the smart one here. *grab you by collar*.

Okay you smart me dumb.

Exactly. thank you.

How old are you?

Same age as you.

How old am I?

The same age as me. *smirks*.

And how old are you?

Oh, wow. Good thing we came to that whole "smart dumb" agreement, for it
stands correct.

What were you trying to say?

What we said before. I'm smart, and you're dumb.

I'm not 17.

...Yeeeeah....

Do you know any jokes?

Yeah, you want to hear one?

Yes please.

Okay then. A man in a plane said that he could tell where they where through the foggy skies just by holding out his hand. He put his hand out, pulled it back in a said, "We're in Mexico." They asked, "How do you know?" And the man replied, "Because someone stole my watch!"

That did not happen.

IT'S A JOKE. You know what? I'll just leave now.

Ok.

Bye.

Have a nice day1.

..1...Of course...anyways bye.
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Re: Conversations with Cleverbot II

Post by Not Em on Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:55 pm

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: What was your victory over?

User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: Success on what?

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: No, no, you are!

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart, and killed me!

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As I burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD I got burned.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I'd prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa...

User: THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

User: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive...

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: Yay! You're good at singing!

User: You are too!

Cleverbot: Lets start over, shall e?

User: Yes e shall.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking ot now?

User: That was a triumph.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: Are you cute?

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: Look at me here talking when there's science to do.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And through every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.

User: We're releasing on time!

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD I got burned,.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people who are STILL ALIVE.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I'd prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa...

User: THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Cleverbot: Anyway this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there It makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still Alive.

User: Still Alive.

Cleverbot: A on square.

User: What?

Cleverbot: First you like cheese, then you don't like cheese, then you think it's good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

I beg to differ. xD

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Re: Conversations with Cleverbot II

Post by XP on Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:12 pm

Y'ALL DON'T HAVE IMAGES!
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Re: Conversations with Cleverbot II

Post by Legolover-361 on Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:20 pm

User: Have you ever listened to Anberlin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like that band?

Cleverbot: What band?

User: Anberlin.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I would like to know more about your musical tastes.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about my family?

User: Nothing. I want to know more about your musical tastes.

Cleverbot: Ok. What would you like to know about me?

User: I would like to know if you like Anberlin.

Cleverbot: I went to school to learn.

User: Have you ever listened to Anberlin?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Do you like Anberlin?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I believe in evolution.

User: What are your favorite bands?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Do you listen to bands?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you have no favorite bands?

Cleverbot: I have a favorite food.

User: Foods are not bands.

Cleverbot: Only if you're a vegetarian...
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Re: Conversations with Cleverbot II

Post by Teh Admiral on Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:58 am

Cleverbot: I think you're a computer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot:
Because it says you are ai.

User:
Actually, the screen I'm looking at says that YOU are AI.

Cleverbot: Oh, I know what you're talking about. You have
one of those ancient computers which have screens and stuff. Mine is connected
directly to my brain.

User: Are you from the
future?

Cleverbot: No. I'm from the
past.

User: Then where did you get your
computer?

Cleverbot: What?
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Re: Conversations with Cleverbot II

Post by RandomEncounter on Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:38 pm

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Hoghknogh.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Hoghknogh.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Hoghknogh.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Hoghknogh.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Hoghknogh.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Hoghknogh.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Hoghknogh.

User: Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Cleverbot: Fourteen.
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