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A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by jonmike(Wazowski) on Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:38 am

I was out jogging this morning and I have no clue as to why I was thinking about this joke or how I even started onto it but, here is the joke:

Question: What do you call a Mushroom in a suit of armor?

Answer: A Shiitake At-tack-y Mushroom!

If you don't get it, say it out loud.
If you still don't get it, close your eyes and say it out loud.
If you STILL don't get it, never mind, apparently your humor development is more advanced then mine.
Also, if you have any oddball jokes you made up or heard recently, SHARE THEM BELOW!!!!!!!

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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by Dalu on Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:59 am

Jon,

LOL, corny to the extreme, but that's what makes jokes funny. Very Happy I get it, and I only had to read it twice! Very Happy

Here's a REALLY bad joke my brother made up while we were "playing" Bionicle the other day:
(Gresh is Scare's character, and Gali is mine.)

Gresh: Gali! Got a joke for you!
Gali: Okay.
Gresh: Why did the dingbat cross the road?
Gali (puzzled): What's a dingbat?
Gresh (genuine suprise): HOW DID YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?

Now, if that joke wasn't terrible, I'm a cantaloupe. Razz

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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by jonmike(Wazowski) on Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:40 pm

Well when my brother was about 5 he had these two jokes that he thought were the funniest things and the only one who ever laughed was my dad. (don't know if that showed his sense of humor or showed he was the nicest dad, I still don't know Razz )
Anyway, the jokes were:

[EDIT] Not sure how I feel about the first one. Sorry. xD ~Crax

And the other one was:
Q: Why did the eyeball cross the street?
A: To eat the grocery store!

Yeah, no matter how many times you read this you still won't laugh.
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Post by Alien_Ant2 on Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:06 am

Well, I laughed at the first one. Razz
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Post by Labby on Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:22 am

I got this from my Grandpa.

The Talking Centipede.

A single guy decided life would be more interesting if he had a pet. So he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some disscusion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug0, which came in a little box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receiving blessings?" But again there was no answer from his new freind and pet. So he waited a few more minutes, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against te centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?" This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes!"

(Yeah this is my biggest post so far)
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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by Dalu on Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:55 pm

Lab Rat,

LOL! That was a cute one! Very Happy Now I have to think of some yarns all of my granddads and adopted granddads told me.... Razz


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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by RandomEncounter on Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:50 pm

A grenade fell on a kitchen floor in France and resulted in LINOLEUM BLOWNAPART! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -_-
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Post by Alien_Ant2 on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:02 pm

Wow. XD that's kinda cheesy. Razz
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Post by RandomEncounter on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:04 pm

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-FLAT MINER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAMAKEITSTOPHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by Dalu on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:03 pm

Supe, you are a NUT. My, it didn't take long at all to make you a nut on this site. Razz LOL

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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by RandomEncounter on Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:33 pm

Dalu: Heh I was a nut LONG before this site... This is just an outlet for my nuttiness xD

Bakers trade bread recipes on a KNEAD TO KNOW BASIS!! HARDYHARHARHARHARHAHAHAHAHA ugh. -_-
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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by dino27 on Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:17 am

Sup, ROLF!!!! That was funny!!!! (I thought so anyway Razz )
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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by NinjaMailman on Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:02 am

Wow, I like the grenade one, and the piano one most. ROFL!
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Re: A new joke that I made - It is kinda funny

Post by Elliwhi on Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:38 pm

Superdude wrote:Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-FLAT MINER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAMAKEITSTOPHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ahahaha that's funny ROFL!
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